10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.