10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.