10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS