10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003