10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant