10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury