10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.