10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.