10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "No river, no fish."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..