10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword