10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!