10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.