10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson