10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?