10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "No river, no fish."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack