10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.