10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "No river, no fish."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.