10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.