10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio