10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer