10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."