10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.