10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
in the poker game of life women are the rake
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon