10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "No river, no fish."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright