10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-