10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---