10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Welcome to kicker school
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- It's Free To Fold...
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"