10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)