10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.