10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The all-in play works everytime but once.