10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.