10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel