10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim