10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom