10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.