10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts