10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers