10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Fold and live to fold again
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from