10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Welcome to kicker school
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)