10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth