10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Never educate a stupid poker player.