10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.