10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!