10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury