10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'