10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.