10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow