10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant