10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Fold and live to fold again
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts