10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.